Apparently 5 of the dumbest pieces of celluloid doo-doo weren't enough... thus, they diarrhea'd out Saw 6.
If you want to see a petrie dish of society's ills, go check out the salt of the earth that'll be standing in line on opening day when this sewage hits the theatres. Obese Big Gulp-swilling Deliverence types who brought their 7-year olds along for the ride standing behind sorostitutes standing behind 15 year olds wearing un-ironic Slipknot t-shirts.
I would rather be strung up my eyelashes and forced to watch whatever new installment of The Mummy franchise they're currently dreaming up or a prequel to the live-action version of The Flintstones then to ever have to sit through any of these.
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Are we talking the Goodman Flinstones, or the Baldwin Flinstones?
Either way you lose of course.
I have never been able to get behind the whole "torture porn" genre. They are full of lazy directing, predictable plot twists, and rely on nothing but shock value to hold the crowds attention- Which explains why they do so well. "Titties and Blood! Fire up the Fandango!"
Plus to coincide with the terrible premise of this movie, whoever they hired to set the table clearly didn't go to finishing school!
Forks on the left, knives on the right. Sheer stupidity at its finest.
Don't give me this nonsense of equal rights to the left handed ones out there, this is just bad table manners.
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