Super Lame Indeed

Ok so ill tell you what's super lame.... the fact that non of us have posted anything for way too long!

I mean its not as if all of a sudden the world turned into a utopia. Come on fellas lets get it going.

It is after all the holiday season, there's a thousand reasons to start a rant.

Bah humbug you greedy little shitbags.

Ways to grow, and things to know...

When selling two tickets at 80.00 dollars a piece, type "Two tickets to tonight's show, 80.00 dollars a piece." Or hell, use the word each if you want to, it isn't rocket science.

What won't work is posting an ad that states: "Two tickets for tonight's Pogues show - 80.00." Beyond that, what won't work is when I call you and say "yes I would like to buy them because last nights show was so good I want to see them again, and can I get the pair for 70.00?" And you agree, even after I thank you again for selling them for 70.00. So I take the 49 line across town, where I witness another MUNI mugging because civilization is declining over shitty sidekick cell phones and I have to walk half the distance because the bus driver actually called the cops which is a miracle in itself. I then meet you in a part of SF I can't stand because I'm not a huge fan of hookers, gutter needles, and meth addiction but you told me it was close to your house and I think you're cutting me a deal still so I go along with it. And the worst way to go about it, is when I hand you 70.00 you say where is the rest of it and I think you're kidding, but you're not because you can't fucking type out the word EACH or A PIECE and give me some fucking sob story about how I wasted your time and that you need to buy formula for your newborn.

Jesus Christ. When you have my uneducated ass correcting your Criagslist grammar, you got issues.

Really Though?

Apparently 5 of the dumbest pieces of celluloid doo-doo weren't enough... thus, they diarrhea'd out Saw 6.

If you want to see a petrie dish of society's ills, go check out the salt of the earth that'll be standing in line on opening day when this sewage hits the theatres. Obese Big Gulp-swilling Deliverence types who brought their 7-year olds along for the ride standing behind sorostitutes standing behind 15 year olds wearing un-ironic Slipknot t-shirts.

I would rather be strung up my eyelashes and forced to watch whatever new installment of The Mummy franchise they're currently dreaming up or a prequel to the live-action version of The Flintstones then to ever have to sit through any of these.

JVM

Yo, anyone else catch JVM AKA Jane Velez Mitchell on Dr Phil?


Annoying Cunt

Man, just when you thought this fucking imbecilic porcupine couldn't be any more retarded and annoying, turns out bitch is an alcoholic dyke. Way to one-up MSNBC after they put on Rachel Maddow.


Lesbian news channel thunder: Stolen

Now we get to look forward to seeing this Mexican troll's fucking head day-in and day-out for the next few weeks yapping about her trials and tribulations while she pedals her fucking book on every show that will have her. Awesome.

Viet nah' mean?

While I was searching youtube for clips of Asian people dropping the N bomb (which was to serve as fodder for a blog about how fucking lame that is), I stumbled across this Cullinan Diamond of the interwebs. It's pretty much teetering on the brink of being so shitty that it's awesome, but a turd is still a turd even if you ate gold plated broccoli the night before.

So without further ado...

Oh well, I guess we can just do another round of lay offs to make up for it

The following names and dates have been changed in order to protect the identity of job security.

Part of my ... friend's daily duties is keeping track of old accounts, notifying them that that their company still has stuff on their network, and that if they don’t want it removed they will begin charging them for it. Some of the sales reps seem to think this is frivolous and will contact ... my friend and ask him to have these accounts credited if the customer bitches. Whatever, if they want to give money away because someone forgot to check the mail that’s fine. But it went beyond the pale yesterday when the owner of one of these companies decided to actually walk around his office and poke his nose into what his employees do everyday. Lo and Behold a few years ago someone he recently got rid of told my friend's company to charge them monthly for hosting their files. He is irate, and demands they give them back the 8,050 dollars they paid them since then.

This is ludicrous. If my son that I don’t have because I’m not Josh (congrats!) got his hands on my credit card and bought a monthly membership to Videobox .com for 9.95 a month (don’t ask how I know these rates), that’s my problem. “Oh look, my mail is here! Credit Card bill! Hmmm… more expensive then usual. Videobox .com, I wonder what that is. Maybe my cable company changed names or whatever. No big deal.”

Cut to 2 years later

“Hey Jr., do you know what Videobox is? PORNO?!?!?! This is an outrage! I’m not paying for this!” dials phone “Hello? Is this videobox? I had no idea what I’ve been paying for these last two years was porn and I demand to be reimbursed. But my son set up this account! What was that? Go Fuck myself?!”

So anyways, that’s pretty much how this went down. This dude got all irate and pulled the DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! card, and my friend had to explain to him that there is no such thing as a free lunch no matter how high on the food chain you are. Of course the sales rep is trying to get my friend to credit his account still. Great, my friend works with a guy that wants to give money to people that have no intention of paying their bills, and also successfully placated a fatcat that thinks if he screams and yells enough he can have his way. The only way my friend can rectify this situation in the slightest bit, would be if he took time and bandwidth to vent about it while on the clock.

And he just did.

Urban dictionary

For fucks sake can we please stop using these three to four letter excuses for words!

Fml, lmao, lml what do these mean? stop being so lazy.

I now have to refer to urban dictionary to figure out what people are talking about! this is not cool pack it in.

You went to school for a reason!