When selling two tickets at 80.00 dollars a piece, type "Two tickets to tonight's show, 80.00 dollars a piece." Or hell, use the word each if you want to, it isn't rocket science.
What won't work is posting an ad that states: "Two tickets for tonight's Pogues show - 80.00." Beyond that, what won't work is when I call you and say "yes I would like to buy them because last nights show was so good I want to see them again, and can I get the pair for 70.00?" And you agree, even after I thank you again for selling them for 70.00. So I take the 49 line across town, where I witness another MUNI mugging because civilization is declining over shitty sidekick cell phones and I have to walk half the distance because the bus driver actually called the cops which is a miracle in itself. I then meet you in a part of SF I can't stand because I'm not a huge fan of hookers, gutter needles, and meth addiction but you told me it was close to your house and I think you're cutting me a deal still so I go along with it. And the worst way to go about it, is when I hand you 70.00 you say where is the rest of it and I think you're kidding, but you're not because you can't fucking type out the word EACH or A PIECE and give me some fucking sob story about how I wasted your time and that you need to buy formula for your newborn.
Jesus Christ. When you have my uneducated ass correcting your Criagslist grammar, you got issues.
